| o14. I've got a lovely bunch of Buddhist monks. |
[10 Feb 10\3:58pm] |
My mission to remain utterly zen is going very well, even in the face of COMPLETE GOVERNMENT FAIL.
Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm&c.
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| o13. hell no we won't |
[1 Feb 10\11:51pm] |
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I am not listening to that nutso bitch whine about her high heels for the next two months.
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| o12. listy times! |
[27 Jan 10\9:22pm] |
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Hello and welcome to My Beautiful List of Platform Goals As A Committee Member!!!!!
#1. We must have more posters. In RECOGNITION of the obvious PREFERENCE for postery stuff, the Committee will begin putting up posters of cute puppies and GOD to remind you of all the things you will be effing up if you do a bad.
#2. We must have T-SHIRTS! The Committee will begin selling t-shirts to fund its fight against evil/Butterbeer for law-abiding students.
#3. We will have more lists.
Thank you and if you have suggestions please speak to me immediately.
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| o11. |
[22 Jan 10\5:52pm] |
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OH MY GOD.
MOLLY, RAMI, & ROSE; obviously, directed at Molly. DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
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| o1o. Seven Venn Svens. |
[29 Dec 09\9:01pm] |
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I have decided to draw a diagram explaining the differences between boys and girls (not like that) except I don't remember how to draw a diagram and I don't have any books on drawing diagrams because there is NO DIAGRAMS CLASS AT HOGWARTS.
Molly I think when we get back you should take over the school at wandpoint and force Ogden to make you Head of Diagrams.
Okay so there's the circle diagrams where they overlap, and there's the one with the- do graphs count as diagrams? Because there's graphs where they have the jolty lines and then there are the ones where they have the different heighted bars. And then there's pie charts. And Venn diagrams but I don't actually remember what they are I just liked the name because they sounded like Sven. Why can't we have any Svens at Hogwarts? We don't actually have any Svens at Hogwarts, do we?
Do you think the Swedes maybe meant to name their kids Seven but they misspelled the birth certificates and then didn't want to lose face?
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| oo9. GIRLTALK |
[25 Dec 09\2:25pm] |
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MOLLY. Rami is probably in love with me. Discuss.
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| oo8. happy holidays |
[22 Dec 09\7:16pm] |
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MY SISTER TRIED TO KILL ME AND NOW SHE'S GROUNDED
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| oo7. CAKE. |
[13 Dec 09\5:18am] |
EFFIE.It is essential that you help me bake a cake.
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| oo6. Good boy. |
[7 Dec 09\2:28pm] |
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JACK. I am still suspicious of your ornery, whi motives but I cautiously accept this demonstration of not-animosity.
Wanna hang out with Rami and Molly and Rose & us before break?
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| oo6. Manly fashions &c. |
[6 Dec 09\6:22pm] |
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RAMI. Tell me I'm pretty.
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